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Andrew Haworth | DJ & Content Creator | Disco Edits
Andrew Haworth | DJ & Content Creator | Disco Edits
@the_funk_assassin
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DJ & Content Creator | 70s–00s Disco • Funk • Soul • House • Dance • Pop Playlists • DJ mixes • 4K visuals by @syncaistudios @discothequedecadence
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Love Sugarhill Gang?
🎤 Love remixes? Mashups with CHIC’s Good Times?
Then you’re in for a treat.

🔥 A brand-new DJ mix just dropped — full of stellar re-edited grooves, Sugarhill flips, and funked-out disco magic.

🎧 Hit the link in the post to stream it free via my DJ mix channel.
This is Discothèque Decadence.
@the_funk_assassin x @discothequedecadence
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CHIC: The Essentials
Funk gods. Groove architects. The original party alchemists.

💾 Save this now — it hits harder than that first bassline at Studio 54.
🎉 Share it with your disco crew — the good times are built to last.

Before there were Superstar DJs, there was Nile Rodgers.
Before there were bangers, there was Le Freak.

This is a love letter to the CHIC sound:
The glitz, the rhythm, the absolute mastery of how to make people move.

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🪩 RETRO CHIC: GROOVE PERFECTION

1.	Le Freak (1978)
Peak CHIC energy. Dress to impress. Dance to release.

2.	Good Times (1979)
The loop that birthed a thousand hip-hop records.

3.	I Want Your Love (1978)
Strings, seduction, perfection.

4.	Everybody Dance (1977)
Still undefeated on a Saturday night.

5.	My Forbidden Lover (1979)
Slick, sly, and endlessly replayable.

6.	Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah) (1977)
Where it all began. Get down with it.

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🎤 CHIC: LIVE & LEGENDARY

7.	Good Times – Live at Night of the Proms, Belgium (2007)
Nile in full flow. Belgium felt the funk.

8.	I Want Your Love – Live at Glastonbury (2017)
Crowd. Goosebumps. Groove.

9.	Everybody Dance – Live at BBC In Concert (2017)
Proof CHIC doesn’t age — they evolve.

10.	Le Freak – Live at Glastonbury (2025)
The new benchmark. Say CHIC, and scream.

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💬 Drop your favorite CHIC or Nile Rodgers track below — let’s build the ultimate setlist together.
📥 Save it now — for the dancefloor, the car, the come-up.
👯‍♀️ Tag your disco partner in crime.

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📡 Join my DJ channel for all the freshest grooves hot off the decks — link in bio.

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ICONIC 80s WOMEN: Part 1
Big hair. Bigger hooks. Zero apologies.

Save this now — it slaps harder than your mum turning off MTV in ‘88. 💅📼

These women didn’t follow trends — they bent the rules, rewrote the sound, and redefined what power looked like on the dancefloor.
Whether you lived it or just wish you did, this one’s for you.

✨ Bold hearts, glam rebels, mirror strutters — you already know who you are.

Follow @the_funk_assassin and @discothequedecadence for more dancefloor gold and remixed classics.

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💃 OPENING ICONS
1.	Vanity 6 – Nasty Girl
Prince’s protégée — owning it, flipping it, running it.
2.	Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams
Annie Lennox in a suit. Synths like armor.
3.	Madonna – Into the Groove
Find your rhythm. Don’t ask permission.

✨ THE RISING HEAT
4.	Nu Shooz – I Can’t Wait
Valerie Day’s joy — sweet, sassy, in control.
5.	Tom Tom Club – Genius of Love
Tina Weymouth made funk her playground.
6.	Janet Jackson – What Have You Done for Me Lately
Choreographed call-out. Danceable freedom.

💄 GLAM & POWER
7.	Sheila E. – The Glamorous Life
Prince’s pick — fierce with glitter and groove.
8.	Chaka Khan – I Feel for You
Future-facing funk. Soft power, loud voice.
9.	Jody Watley – Looking for a New Love
Glow-up anthem. Hasta la vista, baby.

🖤 THE CLOSER
10.	Laura Branigan – Self Control
Dark, dramatic, divine. A synth-soaked scream.

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💬 Drop your fav in the comments.
👑 Tag your forever dance partner.
📥 Save it for your next mirror strut.

💾 Saved it? Shoulder pads unlocked.

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1979. The dancefloor was on fire.

Sequins everywhere. Basslines illegal.
Disco peaked. Hip-hop got loud.
And somehow… no one sweated their fringe off.

We’ve pulled the hottest tracks from the year that changed everything.
Save this now — your algorithm might never be this funky again.

🪩 1979 bangers now live.

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💿 1979: Bangers Only

1.	The Sugarhill Gang – Rapper’s Delight
Hip-hop’s opening shot — backed by Chic’s groove. Game changed.
2.	Chic – Good Times
The bassline that birthed 1000 songs. Still unbeatable.
3.	Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ’Til You Get Enough
Disco went intergalactic the second this dropped.
4.	Earth, Wind & Fire – Boogie Wonderland
Horns, glitter, chaos — pure joy at 120BPM.
5.	Prince – I Wanna Be Your Lover
Falsetto, funk, and a synth that flirted with everyone.
6.	Blondie – Heart of Glass
The coolest crossover in platform heels.
7.	Sister Sledge – We Are Family
Unity anthem. Aunties still dance to this at weddings.
8.	Donna Summer – Bad Girls
Struts harder than a catwalk finale.
9.	McFadden & Whitehead – Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now
Philly soul + strut = unstoppable.
10.	Anita Ward – Ring My Bell
So catchy you hear it in your sleep. Still worth it.

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📌 Drop your favourite 1979 anthem in the comments
💾 Hit save if you’re feeling the funk
🔁 Share with someone who still owns a disco ball

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🎧 Unmissable content incoming…

We’re celebrating 50 Years of Greg Wilson and diving deep through Discogs for more 70s gold.
Rare edits, lost gems, and full-blown floor-fillers — it’s all coming.

Follow @the_funk_assassin so you don’t miss what’s next.

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90s QUEENS OF GROOVE: Part 1
Crop tops. Cassette decks. Supreme attitude.

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Save this now — it grooves harder than your older cousin’s mixtape labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.” 📼💅

These women didn’t just ride the rhythm — they were the rhythm.
From house to hip-hop soul, their sound still knocks harder than a bedroom door during a slow jam.

✨ Boombox anthems. Bedroom routines. Zero skips.

Follow @the_funk_assassin and @discothequedecadence for more floor-filling classics and remixed gold.

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💃 OPENING QUEENS
1.	Deee-Lite – Groove Is in the Heart
Psychedelic funk, basslines that wink, and Lady Miss Kier in full technicolor.
2.	En Vogue – My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It)
Four voices, infinite sass. The vocal strut of the 90s.
3.	TLC – Creep
Silky, sultry, subversive — and still feels dangerous.

✨ THE GROOVE CONTINUES
4. Janet Jackson – That’s the Way Love Goes
Velvet vocals and bedroom bass. Pure seduction on a beat.
5.	Whitney Houston – I’m Every Woman (Clivillés & Cole Mix)
A house-diva masterpiece. Whitney took it to the heavens.
6.	Salt-N-Pepa – Shoop
Funky, fearless, and flirty. The soundtrack to your strut.

💄 R&B GODDESSES
7. Aaliyah – Back & Forth
The future in motion. Her cool was untouchable.
8.	Toni Braxton – You’re Makin’ Me High
Low register, high heat. The slow burn we still crave.
9.	Jade – Don’t Walk Away
Underrated, irresistible. Sunshine in New Jack Swing form.

🖤 THE CLOSER
10. Mary J. Blige – Real Love
The queen of hip-hop soul. This one built the bridge.

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💬 Drop your forever 90s anthem in the comments.
👑 Tag your boombox partner in crime.
📥 Save it — because one day you’ll need it for a mirror performance at 2AM.

💾 Saved it? You officially have taste.

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🎯 SAVE THIS NOW if you’ve ever lost your mind to Good Times on the dance floor…
We’re building the ultimate Chic special — and you’re invited to shape it.

💬 Drop your fav Chic or Nile Rodgers collab below ⬇️
📲 Share this reel to spread the groove
🔥 The final cut drops soon — will your pick make it in?
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✨ “Aaaahhhh, freak out!” ✨

Back by popular demand — because some grooves just hit different.

One riff. One bassline. One shout that turned the world into a dance floor.

But Chic’s story goes way deeper than this anthem…

🔥 So let’s settle it once and for all…

➡️ What’s YOUR ultimate Chic or Nile Rodgers track?
Drop it in the comments — @the_funk_assassin and @discothequedecadence are curating the ultimate Chic Special, and YOUR fave might be featured!

🎥 Visuals by @syncaistudios — giving disco a fresh glow.

💿 Like this reel if you’ve ever danced to Le Freak.
🕺 Save it for when you need a disco fix.
📲 Share it with someone who NEEDS to freak out today.

👀 The Chic Special drops this Sunday on @the_funk_assassin. Let’s keep the groove alive!
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✨ Sweet Soul Sunday goes Live Aid. ✨

40 years ago today — July 13, 1985 — the world tuned in for one of music’s most powerful moments: Live Aid.

While stadiums shook with roaring rock riffs and pop anthems, a woman in white walked onstage at Wembley… and time seemed to stand still.

Sade delivered a set so smooth, so soulful, it felt like a quiet revolution amid the thunder.

🎤 Your Love Is King — velvet vocals melting 72,000 hearts.
🎤 Is It a Crime? — longing wrapped in smoky jazz chords.
🎤 Why Can’t We Live Together — a timeless plea for peace, echoing Live Aid’s very spirit.

Today, we honor not just Sade, but every artist who lent their voice to help change the world that day.

From Queen’s anthems to Bowie’s duets… from Paul Young’s soul to Spandau Ballet’s pop perfection… Live Aid was more than a concert. It was a reminder that music can move mountains — and bring people together.

💫 Sweet Soul Sunday is dedicated to that spirit.

Which performance from Live Aid still gives you chills? Drop your favorite below. Let’s remember the music that tried to save the world.

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Studio 54 vibes in 4K — because your feed deserves glitter and groove.

👉 Save this — for kitchen discos, late-night mood lifts, and that feeling when life needs a dance floor.

STUDIO 54 DISCO CLASSICS: COMMUNITY TOP PICKS

Mirrorballs. Magic. Wild nights that never ended.

These tracks didn’t just soundtrack a club — they built a culture. Still blowing up Reels, TikToks, and every dance floor from NYC to Ibiza.

No Chic here? Don’t panic. A Chic/Nile Rodgers special’s dropping soon. Follow to catch it first.

🔥 Studio 54 mix live now — hit @discothequedecadence bio to listen! 🎧

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💿 TOP PICKS:

1️⃣ Donna Summer – I Feel Love
Alien synths. Disco revolution.

2️⃣ Cheryl Lynn – Got To Be Real
Drop hits harder than heartbreak.

3️⃣ Earth, Wind & Fire – Boogie Wonderland
Confetti cannon vibes.

4️⃣ Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)
Falsetto. Freedom. Glitter mandatory.

5️⃣ Bee Gees – You Should Be Dancing
Strut or go home.

6️⃣ Patrick Hernandez – Born to Be Alive
Platforms and pure joy.

7️⃣ Vicki Sue Robinson – Turn the Beat Around
Sharper than your lapels.

8️⃣ A Taste of Honey – Boogie Oogie Oogie
Bassline criminally good.

9️⃣ The Whispers – And the Beat Goes On
Silk grooves. Timeless.

🔟 Village People – YMCA
Cheesy. Iconic. Unstoppable.

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💬 Drop your fav below. Save it. Tag your dance partner. Follow @discothequedecadence, @the_funk_assassin, and @velvetygrooves for more disco fire, modern grooves, and the Chic special that’s dropping soon.

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Velvet hats. Cosmic cars. Dance moves smoother than silk.

Save this now — it slides smoother than Jay Kay moonwalking across a marble floor in ‘96. 🕺🚀

This one’s for the cosmic cowboys, disco dreamers, and funk fanatics who know the dancefloor’s a galaxy of its own.

Whether you were there the first time, or just wish you were — buckle up for a digital tribute to Jamiroquai’s essential grooves, reimagined for a new dimension.

✨ Funk souls, neon lovers, acid-jazz astronauts — you already know who you are.

Follow @syncaistudios for more worlds brought vividly to life.

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💫 THE HEAVY HITTERS
1.	Virtual Insanity
Spinning rooms. White floors. Jay Kay ruling the scene.
2.	Canned Heat
Napoleon Dynamite’s secret weapon. Pure kinetic joy.
3.	Cosmic Girl
Ferraris. Disco strings. Stardust in your veins.

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🚀 MODERN GROOVES
4.	Alright
Sunglasses on. Vibes high. Golden funk flowing.
5.	Cloud 9
Retro cars, neon heartbreak, and pure midnight cool — reimagined in digital grooves.

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🔥 THE DEEP FUNK
6.	Space Cowboy
Jazz-funk elegance under starlit skies.
7.	Too Young to Die
Political funk with retro-future style.

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🪩 FOR THE REAL ONES
8.	Love Foolosophy
Champagne disco for midnight lovers.
9.	Little L
Heartbreak turned into a dancefloor rescue.
10.	Deeper Underground
Godzilla soundtrack beast-mode. Dark, dramatic, and neon-lit chaos.
11.	Seven Days in Sunny June
Warm breeze, summer nostalgia, and soft grooves under a glowing sun.

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💜 THE CLOSER
12.	Blow Your Mind
Eight minutes of pure velvet groove. And you absolutely should.

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💬 DROP YOUR FAVE JAMIROQUAI TRACK BELOW.
👑 Tag your cosmic dance partner.
📥 Save this for your next velvet-hat strut.

💾 Saved it? Bucket hat unlocked.

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👑 KINGS & QUEENS OF THE DANCEFLOOR 

💾 Save this now — it slaps harder than Grace Jones high-kicking her way through the Studio 54 VIP section.

They didn’t just pack the club.
They made it sacred.

A tribute to the icons who turned nightlife into sanctuary — where rhythm meant freedom and the floor felt like home.

👉 Follow @terryfarley and @the_funk_assassin for more kings, queens, and dancefloor anthems.

Let’s get into it.

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🔥 THE FUNK ASSASSIN’S OPENING ROYALTY
1. Diana Ross feat. Michael Jackson – Upside Down
Disco precision. Supreme energy. Zero apologies.
2. Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)
A falsetto of freedom — no one touched the sky like Sylvester.
3. Kylie Minogue – Can’t Get You Out of My Head
Cool, minimal, euphoric — pop doesn’t get sleeker.
4. Donna Summer – I Feel Love
The future of club music, born in 1977.
5. Grace Jones – Pull Up to the Bumper
Basslines and innuendo, wrapped in pure command.
6. Kool & The Gang – Ladies Night (Live with MJ)
MJ knew — when the Queens win, the world follows.

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🎧 🪩 FARLEY’S FLOOR-FILLERS (curated by @terryfarley) 
7. Madonna – Vogue
Glamour as rebellion. Striking poses that still echo.
8. Patti LaBelle – Lady Marmalade
Sensual, fearless, and forever iconic.
9. Dennis Parker – Like an Eagle
Hi-NRG with wings — drama for the dancers.
10. C+C Music Factory – Pride (In the Name of Love)
A gospel-powered house anthem with muscle.
11. Jamie Principle – Your Love
Chicago deep. Raw, holy, and foundational.
12. Frankie Knuckles – You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine
Lou Rawls reimagined on the decks — a love letter in 4/4 time.

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💾 Save this — it slaps harder than Grace Jones dropkicking a Studio 54 bouncer.
💬 Drop your floor-filler.
✨ Visuals by @syncaistudios
📥 Full DJ mix @discothequedecadence in bio. Play it loud.
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Michael Jackson FOREVER: A Celebration of the King’s Groove 👑✨

SAVE THIS if MJ shaped your soundtrack growing up — and share it with someone who still moonwalks at heart.

Today, we celebrate his legacy — not with silence, but with sound.
From Motown beginnings to global stardom, these tracks are a time capsule of joy, power, and timeless groove.

He made us dance. He made us dream. He made the world feel.
Press play and let the rhythm live on. 🎶

🎨 More iconic visual tributes like this? Follow @syncaistudios for the full story.

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TRACKLIST (with love):
1.	I Want You Back (1969)
That opening piano hit feels like childhood joy in a bottle — the moment the world first saw MJ’s spark.

2.	Blame It on the Boogie (1978)
Disco never stood a chance — this one makes your shoulders shimmy before your feet even know what’s happening.

3.	Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough (1979)
The glittery high of a Saturday night, bottled up and turned into pure rhythm.

4.	Rock with You (1979)
That slow-burning groove feels like being wrapped in moonlight and velvet.

5.	Billie Jean (1982)
The sidewalk lights up beneath your feet, and suddenly, you’re the main character in the coolest movie ever made.

6.	The Way You Make Me Feel (1987)
Flirty, electric, and full of sass — like that one crush you could never quite forget.

7.	Bad (1987)
That walk-down-the-subway moment when your confidence hits 110% and you know you’ve got it.

8.	Remember the Time (1991)
The gold dust of nostalgia, wrapped in Egyptian glamour and the heartbeat of ‘90s love.

9.	You Are Not Alone (1995)
Like a whispered promise in the dark — tender, healing, and completely human.

10.	You Rock My World (2001)
A cinematic slow dance for the modern era — suave, smooth, and utterly devoted.

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🕊️ Which MJ track still lifts your soul?
Drop it in the comments — and tag someone who still moonwalks at heart.
Let’s fill this space with love, memories, and magic. 💫
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